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What I Think of Mustaches
man repeller, but for men
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July 2023
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December 2022
Selected Searches From My Google History
are silver bullets real origin of the phrase silver bullet good morning america scandal maternity leave away message example is it okay to eat oatmeal…
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September 2022
I'll Say It: TV is Too Long
I went hard on the italics in this one
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June 2022
Can You Help Me Figure Out This Mystery?
the case of the missing red shirt
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April 2022
Three Years of Class Participation!
Hi friends! I actually cannot believe that this extremely dumb, extremely-fun-to-write blog has been around for almost 3 years. At the risk of stating…
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March 2022
The Lost City: Script Doctor
I had a good time watching The Lost City. I ate lots of popcorn, we paid $10 a ticket to go to a matinee, I thought the whole main cast was good. I…
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All the Facebook Comments Under Every Article About Paid Family Leave
>Did you know in Australia they get a whole year of maternity leave? > dads who take paternity leave are HEROES, they should get the presidential medal…
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Time is not a social construct
This is a particular pet peeve of mine, so I hope you’re ready for some tiresome nitpicking loosely dressed as comedy. Today’s topic: “time is a social…
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January 2022
9 Reasons My Cat is Mad At Me
Would not let her drink water out of the bathtub Would not let her bite my scalp Would not let her climb into the fridge Or the tupperware drawer. Was…
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How to Tell If You've Married Into a Gothic Romance Situation
it happens to the best of us
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