Archive - Class Participation

June 2024

Things I'm Tempted to Say to Troll Overly Competitive Parents at the Playground

Oh, we actually don’t believe in reading.

Jun 12, 2024 •

November 2023

REPORT: Your Aunt Says You Should Get a Cast Iron Pan

NOVEMBER 24, 2023 --- A recent study out of the University of Springfield has found that a whopping 73% of American aunts believe that you should get a…

Nov 24, 2023 •

August 2023

What I Think of Mustaches

man repeller, but for men

Aug 22, 2023 •

July 2023

A User’s Guide to Middle Class Towels

Nice Cloth Napkins

Jul 10, 2023 •

March 2023

Answering All of My Pre-Baby Questions

Three months ago I had a ton of questions about what life with a newborn would be like.

Mar 25, 2023 •

December 2022

Selected Searches From My Google History

are silver bullets real

Dec 2, 2022 •

September 2022

I'll Say It: TV is Too Long

I went hard on the italics in this one

Sep 5, 2022 •

June 2022

Can You Help Me Figure Out This Mystery?

the case of the missing red shirt

Jun 3, 2022 •

April 2022

Three Years of Class Participation!

Apr 4, 2022 •

March 2022

The Lost City: Script Doctor

I had a good time watching The Lost City. I ate lots of popcorn, we paid $10 a ticket to go to a matinee, I thought the whole main cast was good. I…

Mar 28, 2022 •

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