The Pros and Cons of Quitting Coffee

Pros:

-save money

-may shrink these tentacles

-stop having anxiety dreams about ghosts

-something something skincare

-LaCroix is actually fine

-hot chocolate better in wintertime

-not drinking caffeine sort of works as a personality trait

Cons:

-tea doesn’t really convey the right amount of seriousness in business meetings

-being really into coffee also sort of a personality trait

-kind of curious about oat milk, do I really want to give up the chance to drink more oat milk, at this juncture?

-fewer chances to use literary coffee puns (e.g. the Cask of A Macchiato)

-feel like maybe there’s too much water in my body already