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Possible Responses to "You're Not Like Other Girls"
so special! so different!
You’re right. I am not like other girls. I am Svelna, Witch of the Wilds.
I’m so relieved that someone finally understands! All other girls are simulacrums in android bodies-- I am in fact the only real girl.
Ugh, agreed! What could possibly be worse than being like other women, all competing for the same selkie skin?
Yes! OTHER girls want love and commitment; I just want to steal your bone marrow.
Sadly, true. Other girls are only themselves, I am actually twelve owls stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
Yeah, other girls don’t typically try to infiltrate the Pentagon until the third date.
Wow, you must have an astonishingly low opinion of women. How incredibly thrilling to be grandfathered in to your favor. ***drags cigarette***