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Possible Responses to "You're Not Like Other Girls"

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Oct 25, 2019
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  • You’re right. I am not like other girls. I am Svelna, Witch of the Wilds. 

  • I’m so relieved that someone finally understands! All other girls are simulacrums in android bodies-- I am in fact the only real girl.

  • Ugh, agreed! What could possibly be worse than being like other women, all competing for the same selkie skin?

  • Yes! OTHER girls want love and commitment; I just want to steal your bone marrow.

  • Sadly, true. Other girls are only themselves, I am actually twelve owls stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

  • Yeah, other girls don’t typically try to infiltrate the Pentagon until the third date.

  •  Wow, you must have an astonishingly low opinion of women. How incredibly thrilling to be grandfathered in to your favor. ***drags cigarette***

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