Possible Responses to "You're Not Like Other Girls"

so special! so different!

• You’re right. I am not like other girls. I am Svelna, Witch of the Wilds. 

• I’m so relieved that someone finally understands! All other girls are simulacrums in android bodies-- I am in fact the only real girl.

• Ugh, agreed! What could possibly be worse than being like other women, all competing for the same selkie skin?

• Yes! OTHER girls want love and commitment; I just want to steal your bone marrow.

• Sadly, true. Other girls are only themselves, I am actually twelve owls stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

• Yeah, other girls don’t typically try to infiltrate the Pentagon until the third date.

•  Wow, you must have an astonishingly low opinion of women. How incredibly thrilling to be grandfathered in to your favor. ***drags cigarette***