Billionaire Affirmations

I am the architect of my life. No union can faze me. 

I acknowledge my own self-worth. (It’s over $1 billion.)

Today, I am comfortable and secure, and experts will not get in the way of me solving the world’s problems. 

I am superior to the negativity in my life, like people saying CPAP machines are not the same as ventilators. 

My wife of over twenty years will agree to a post-nup, and it will not be a problem. 

I have been given endless talents, and my creativity is boundless. You know what would be better than a croissant? A croissant that is also a DONUT. That’s what. 

Oh, that’s been invented, has it? You’re fired. 

I radiate compassion for those who are less fortunate than myself. Like Phil, who does my suits. 

Happiness is a choice, Phil. Like taxes. 

I am full of gratitude for what I have, including my four least attractive boats.