Billionaire Affirmations
I am the architect of my life. No union can faze me.
I acknowledge my own self-worth. (It’s over $1 billion.)
Today, I am comfortable and secure, and experts will not get in the way of me solving the world’s problems.
I am superior to the negativity in my life, like people saying CPAP machines are not the same as ventilators.
My wife of over twenty years will agree to a post-nup, and it will not be a problem.
I have been given endless talents, and my creativity is boundless. You know what would be better than a croissant? A croissant that is also a DONUT. That’s what.
Oh, that’s been invented, has it? You’re fired.
I radiate compassion for those who are less fortunate than myself. Like Phil, who does my suits.
Happiness is a choice, Phil. Like taxes.
I am full of gratitude for what I have, including my four least attractive boats.