9 Reasons My Cat is Mad At Me

1. Would not let her drink water out of the bathtub 

2. Would not let her bite my scalp 

3. Would not let her climb into the fridge

4. Or the tupperware drawer. 

5. Was on a Zoom call too long 

6. Would not let her walk on my computer keyboard

7. Slept in for 15 minutes 

8. Would not allow her to eat my earbuds

9. Left the house to do one (1) errand